Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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