Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
My feet surprised me
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