i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
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did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
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wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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