do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
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craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
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so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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