did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
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I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
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There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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