oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
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Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
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Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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