giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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