3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
I'm drive I can fine osifer
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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