go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
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My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
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BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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