My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
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We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
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I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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