did you get engaged???
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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