yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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