I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
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Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
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We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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