we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
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Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
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So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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