I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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