porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
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He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
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I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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