Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
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Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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