I wish my penis had an off switch
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Randomize
