Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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