i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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