I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
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He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
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You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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