I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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