Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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