she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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