The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
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do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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