I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
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A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
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I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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