is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
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How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
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He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
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