I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
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If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
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I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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