i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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