Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
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I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
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Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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