So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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