You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
We talked him into tasing himself.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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