Taylor Swift is so right about you.
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
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I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
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My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.