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• (914): View more from New York

  I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records

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• (510): View more from California

  Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?

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• (631): View more from New York

  I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group

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  But you wear shame so well

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble

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  I'm high. ignore me

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.

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