this beer tastes like vomit already
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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