But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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