This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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