Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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