PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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