glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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