ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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