Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
honey bunches of taint.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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