At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
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