Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
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I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
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We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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