Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
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Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
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Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
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