yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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