So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Randomize
