I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
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Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
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If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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