i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
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i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
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As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
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Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
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