Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
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I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
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I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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