Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
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Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
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There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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