Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
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You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
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Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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