you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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