Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
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Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
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I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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