no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
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the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
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You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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