I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
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Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
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you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
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