Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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