Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
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They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
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Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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